Especially now, in the 10,000,000 degree heat where 100,000,000 people put their trash out on the streets on trash day, which seems to be every single day. And those black bags of death sit in the direct sunlight so that you can't walk down the street without continually gagging.
|WHY DID THIS PERSON THROW AWAY THAT FAN!? |
Don't they know it's 10,000,000 degrees?
Especially now, in the 10,000,000 degree heat where you have to walk everywhere and then stand in suffocating underground subway platforms while sweating profusely, and then have to cram into overcrowded subway cars with a gazillion other sweaty, smelly people, where your face always seems to end up directly in some tall guy's armpit.
|Dear Guy in the Middle, |
I feel the same way.
Especially now, in the 10,000,000 degree heat when your tiny window unit air conditioner only cools half of one room of your apartment.
Especially now, in the 10,000,000 degree heat when you get dressed for work and end up completely drenched by the time you actually get to your office. Cute.
But at least my favorite frozen yogurt place is only one block away!
|Yeah. I will eat you every day.|