Monday, January 16, 2012

apartment bunny.

There are a lot of things that I like. I like soft things. I like to laugh. I like how squeaky my teeth feel after I brush them. I like to sing songs really loudly. I like sparkles. And I really, really like bunnies.

I like you, little friend.
I think it would be a really good idea to get an apartment bunny. Scott does not. I think my life would be a lot cuter and fluffier if I could come home to a bunny every day. I would name it Gus Gus, because I've decided that is what I'm calling all things cute. I could potty train it and teach it to follow me around the apartment. Then I could get it a little leash and take it on hop-walks around Astoria. And I could feed it mini-carrots and it would snuggle with me while I watch Enya music videos.

We would be the best of friends! I can't think of any good reasons an apartment bunny would be a bad idea. But I can think of a lot of reasons it would be a really fantastic idea.
  1. Bunnies are adorable. I like how their little noses twitch and I like how fluffy their hopping feet are.
  2. We could take Gus Gus to coffee shops in the summer. I can just see us sitting there, drinking our iced lattes with a little apartment bunny on the end of a leash.
  3. We could take pictures of it and put them up all over our apartment. Currently, the only thing we have hanging in our living room is a dead Christmas wreath. I think pictures of future Gus Gus would be much more special.
  4. We could cuddle with it. I mean, if we had an apartment bunny, it would be sitting on my lap right now, watching me write this blog.
  5. Sometimes I bet Gus Gus would sit on my shoulder, like my own little parrot bunny. In these instances, I would wear an eye patch and hold a bottle of rum. I would always be a pirate for Halloween/Wednesday afternoon/all the time.
  6. It could help us eat that semi-old head of lettuce we have sitting in the back of our refrigerator.
While I try to convince Scott that he wants an apartment bunny, I'll leave you with this video so that you, too, can really want an apartment bunny. Just wait until you see the little guy on the right yawn. The cutest.

1 comment:

  1. Oh man, I remember how much you loved bunnies in middle school. Even though one of yours was evil and would bite people. You should get a Gus Gus to make up for Clover (wasn't that mean bunny's name?)